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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don’t know and don’t care…
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Did you hear the story about the astronaut who left his wife? He needed some…
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Why was Cinderella kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the…
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What did the snowman say after losing its arm? I’m never playing fetch again…
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What did the rain drop say to his friends? Two’s company, but three’s a cloud…
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What type of carpeting did the geometry teacher use? An area rug.
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How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story? A bit shaken up…
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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake.
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I saw a movie about how ships are put together. It was riveting.
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What do you call a retired vegetable? A has-bean.
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just…
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How does a farmer keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
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Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally!
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Why are elephants wrinkly? Because you can’t iron them.
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What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
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I always wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.
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What did one snowflake say to another? Let’s stick together.
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How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience…
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
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What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
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Why are piggy banks so wise? They’re filled with common cents.
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What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!
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Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re scared of the net.
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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar? A little walkie-…
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I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
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What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don’t hate me because I’m a…
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How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they…
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Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, “Do you have a…
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Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.
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