What’s an AI’s favorite type of music? Algo-rhythm, of course.
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How many seconds are in a year? Twelve! January second, February second, March…
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What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? Candy canes!
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Why are Sherlock Holmes’ taxes so low? He’s a master of deduction.
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How do you wash your hands over the holiday?
With Santatizer.
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What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police? A purrpetrator.
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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, Quack…
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What key can’t open any doors? A turkey.
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What do you get if you cross broccoli with a vampire? Count Broccula.
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Why was the artichoke so generous? It had a big heart!
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What do you get when you cross an old-school punk rocker with a chemist? Atom…
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Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it? It’s true.…
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Q: How many sound men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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I joked to my wife that AI was in EVERYTHING now. She laughed, I laughed, the…
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Why are monsters so into astrology? They love reading their horror-scope…
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How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication.
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A good magician’s assistant is hard to find. They’re highly sawed after.
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I can’t take my dog down to the local pond anymore, because the ducks keep…
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What wood do pigs use to build their furniture? Ma-hog-any.
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New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell, they come with an Elon Musk.
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Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas time? They have sandy claws…
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What is it called when a clothing designer talks to reporters about her new…
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Have you heard the one about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA…
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What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school? Mothematics.
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Why is the library always the tallest part of any school? It has the most…